Do you ever get those days when you feel like a fucking NPC (non-player character)? You know, when every waking day of your life is exactly the fucking same. Yes, that kind of shit.
Sure, there is comfort in keeping a routine, but why box yourself up? Why live a damn boring life when the world has so much to offer?
I’m not saying you quit your healthy routines. All I’m saying is doing the same shit every day can get boring.
Let’s say you like eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches every morning. The reason behind it is you had a life-changing moment when you first tasted it as a child. You can vaguely recall how fucking mind blown you were when you had your first bite. You wanted to recreate that moment, so you never stopped having it for breakfast no matter what happens.
Sadly, the magic is gone since you’ve had PB&J sandwiches for so long. It just became another boring routine.
So how on earth can you get that spark back?
Try something else, even just for one morning. Who knows, you might even like it. If not, at least you can have more appreciation for your beloved peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
All the shit I’ve mentioned above applies to your porn consumption too, my friend. You trust that your usual porn source can get it done, but it can get old real quick if you tug your cock to the same shit over and over again.
I know you want a satisfying fap session. I mean, who fucking wants a bland spank session? I know I don’t, and I bet my entire lifetime of cum that you don’t want that kind of shit either. So hang with me for a bit.
There’s a fuckton of free porn tubes online. Everyone who consumes porn on the regular is aware of this. Sure, there are big names that almost everyone knows, but sometimes our cocks are craving something different – something a little less mainstream.
You know what people say. Variety is the spice of life; ergo, having various porn sites to fap to leads to a spicier spank session.
XTapes.to is the site to be when you want to get your hands on HD porn videos for free. They have 100 Networks and over 38,000 full-length HD porn vids for visitors to enjoy. The site also states that new videos are uploaded daily (we’ll do a deep dive into that later).
First look at the site and you’re welcomed with the usual porn site layout. The site logo and search bar are on top, followed by the main menu. Next are thumbnails of new XXX videos, followed by thumbnails of new porn movies. At the bottom of the page, you’ll find a list of the porn world’s bigwig production studios whose contents you can view here at XTapes. Ads and affiliate links are littered on the right side of the page, so be wary of that.
The primary tabs consist of Home, Top Networks, Categories, Language, Full Movies, and Best Porn Sites. Best Porn Sites will redirect you elsewhere, so let’s skip that and dive straight to the goodies.
There are 11 porn production studios listed under Top Networks: Bang Bros, Blacked/Blacked Raw, Brazzers, DDF/Porn World, Digital Playground, Jules Jordan, Mofos, Naughty America, Porn Fidelity, Reality Kings, and Tonight’s Girlfriend. If you’re a frequent fapper like I am, you’re probably familiar with some (if not all) of these porn networks listed here.
Under the Categories tab, XTapes has a total of 20 categories for you to choose from and explore. You’ll find the usual porn categories here like Anal, Blowjob, Interracial, and Teen, among other things. There’s also Gay Porn available for those rainbow sheep in their families.
The site is in English by default, but international fappers can enjoy XTapes in 4 other languages. That’s French, German, Japanese, and Russian.
Suppose you’re one of those horn dogs that prefer a fapping marathon; check out the Full Movies tab. There are 14 items listed here like Brazzers Movies, Digital Sin, Harmony Films, and many more. I’m pretty surprised to see Peter North listed here. If you’ve been consuming porn for quite a long time, you know this dude is an OG male porn performer. This dude is a porn legend!
Now let’s talk about the most crucial things in watching porn: the video quality and the video player.
Every video thumbnail shows how long a clip is, how many views it gathered, and a video rating. Unfortunately, users won’t get a preview when you hover over these thumbnails. That’s a bit of a bummer but not a total turn-off.
Good thing when XTapes said HD porn vids, they really fucking mean it. The vid quality remained crisp when I entered full screen. And despite being in HD, the vids loaded without hiccups.
XTapes seem perfect, but I guess nothing in this life is.
First off, the video thumbnails displayed on the homepage are smaller than usual. I mean, it’s really fucking minute. I almost had to press my greasy nose against my damn computer screen just to get a closer look, literally.
Second, XTapes promises new videos daily, but you can’t even tell because the videos are not dated. That’s a pretty sketchy move, XTapes dudes.
Thirdly, and probably the worst kind of shit, is the abundance of ads. I get it, man. We’re getting HD porn for free, but you have to endure at least 3 different kinds of ads before you can actually enjoy a porn flick. That’s not even counting the static side banner ads.
You get at least 2 popup ads when you click on play and another skippable ad. I say “at least” because you can get more than that. Hitting pause would trigger more ads, too, which adds to my rage.
One popup is tolerable for free porn tube sites, but more than that is enough to kill a raging boner instantly. Here at XTapes, you might get more ads than actual porn vids. That kind of sucks!
Overall, XTapes has the potential to be a spectacular source for your spank sessions. That is, if you have the patience of a saint to endure all those annoying ads. But if you have the fortitude, you’ll be rewarded with free HD sex vids. I guess patience still is a virtue worthy of being pursued.