I don’t know about you, man. But plain blogs are pretty much dead at this point.
Let’s be real here for a hot minute. Most of us motherfuckers spend most of our leisurely time on our phones. And since we’re in the age of smartphones, apps have become the next big thing. Some might even argue that apps are as big (if not bigger) than actual websites.
And then there’s this current trend in the way we consume media. Photos are technically out, and short videos are in (hello, TikTok and IG reels).
The thing is, not everyone is into that stuff. Some still prefer the quiet beauty of still shots or even wonderfully woven words. The same thing applies to porn – as many things do
If you have time to kill, stick with me, bud. Who knows, you might enjoy fapping to porn blog so much you’d start cumming back for more.
XMissy is a porn blog that focuses on serving horny fuckers the best free porn videos and sex photos on the internet.
The site has been around since 2005. That’s about 17 years of continuous dedication to dishing out porn.
That’s a bloody long time, man. If that won’t make this site an OG porn blog, then I have no idea what would. LOL!
Initially, the site is set in a different language. I have no idea what. Good thing you can easily spot the language option. Sure, google can translate a site, but it’s always better when you don’t have to take extra steps to cater to your needs.
But that’s not the only unusual thing with XMissy’s homepage.
Most blogs and even most websites have the header and site logo smacked right in the top middle of the homepage. Here at XMissy, the entire site is spliced into three columns.
You’ll find the site logo, main menu, blog categories, shortcuts, and a list of popular girls, among other things, in the left column. The middle column contains the site’s main content. And the right column consists of recommended sites and other links.
You would think that having three columns would be total chaos, but XMissy did it so well. It almost looks as sleek as more modern websites.
The site’s main menu consists of Home, xMissy’s Video, xMissy’s Babes, Picture Mixes, Real Girls, and a couple of links that look like xMissy’s sister sites.
If you want some saucy solo action, click on the xMissy’s Video tab. Since 2005, XMissy has been posting high-quality sex videos of beautiful and sexy babes like Maria Raya, Katya Clover, Little Caprice, and many more.
The videos here are mostly naked girls posing, lesbian sex, and solo masturbation videos. On rare occasions, dudes get to play with the babes here at XMissy. The site’s archive contains thousands of free porn videos by providers like MetArt, Watch4Beauty, Twistys, and Babes.com.
There is a submenu under this tab that consists of Solo Girls, Girl + Girl, Artcore, Videomix, and HD porn for easy filtering. I was instantly intrigued by Artcore and Videomix. The vids under the Artcore submenu really do look artsy, and the ones under Videomix are basically video mashups of hot clips from different scenes.
If porn videos are not your thing, click on the XMissy’s Babes tab. Here you’ll find high-quality picture galleries featuring beautiful sexy babes from MetArt, Watch4Beauty, Eternal Desire, and Playboy.
The thumbnails on both tabs show a thumbnail image, title, category, rating, and the number of comments.
Here’s something a bit confusing: the Picture Mixes tab. It basically shows sexy photos like the Babes tab. The only difference is the Picture Mixes tab has a submenu that consists of Theme Series, Artcore pictures, and HD Porn.
If you prefer something that leans on the amateur side, click on the Real Girls tab and cum to photos of what looks like every neighborhood’s slut.
Since XMissy is, first and foremost, a porn blog, they have a couple of articles tackling various XXX topics. There are 4 main blog categories: Funny, Sexy, Porn, and Real Girls.
Give your mind a break from fast-paced media and lose yourself in the articles here at XMissy. I especially enjoyed the Funny category. There’s nothing like a dirty mind to keep you young at heart.
I had a fun time fapping to The Lion King Porn Parody I found in the Funny category. It may not be my proudest nut, but it was a blast!
Go on, my friend. Give it a try. You might have one surprising yet satisfying fap session.
The site’s shortcuts consist of All Videos, Solo Videos, Girl + Girl Videos, All Pictures, Artcore Pictures, Pix-Mix, Pix-Mix HARD!, and Theme Series.
Sure, you can find most of these things as submenus of the site’s main tabs, but you might miss it if you’re too focused on the irresistible fap material in front of you. So it’s a good thing XMissy provided a list of shortcuts to make our fap lives easier.
If you’re feeling a little overwhelmed with the site’s selection, XMissy also provided a list of popular girls like Maria Rya, Michaela Isizzu, Lija, and Caprice, to name a few. Let the populace speak and go with the flow if you’re feeling indecisive. LOL!
Overall, XMissy might just have everything a fapper needs and more. This site might prove that blogs can still be relevant after all these years.