Whentai

Have you ever had a brilliant idea only to realize that you’re not skilled or talented enough to make it happen? For example, I once thought about making healthy food taste like pizza, so what if I make a pizza salad? It would be healthy but won’t taste like shitty diet food. Only the problem is I’m pretty much shit when it comes to cooking. I bet someone who knows shit in the kitchen would easily make something remotely close or even better than my initial idea.

This thing applies especially to art. Not everyone’s born an artist. Heck, I can only draw acceptable stick figures, but no sane person would have that kind of crap propped up on their desk. We commission artists because they have what it takes to make our vision come to life.

The same concept applies to porn. Sometimes, we have a specific objective that needs to be met, and ready-made porn doesn’t come close to it. Bespoke goods have their charm. What more if we get our cocks on bespoke porn.

I technically grew up on anime. Some brats prefer cartoon network shit, but that’s not my jam. There’s something charming about Sailormoon that caught my heart (or my cock). Maybe it’s their long legs or cute outfits. There’s just something about it that makes my prick prance in my pants. Weebs, back me up here, LOL! I know my peeps would understand.

Ask, and you shall receive 👐

I tried drawing anime characters like every little brat, but it always looked like a deformed abomination. Sometimes, doing shit yourself isn’t always the best. Outsourcing might be the answer. 

And that’s where WHentai comes into the rescue.

WHentai.com is a site committed to delivering Hentai Pictures, Exclusive R34 Commissions, and Requests for NSFW R18+ arts. WHentai artists promise to create NSFW fantasies for registered members. They are focused on the creation of Hentai, R34 goodies, and spicy R18+ artworks. 

They’ve been dishing out hentai since around 2007 or 2008 and remain highly active to this day. It’s pretty safe to say that they’ve amassed quite a lot of hentai in being around that long. WHentai’s latest update is just 4 hours ago as I’m typing right now (I love that illustration portraying Tsunade with cum all over her fuckable face). What can I say? There’s no shortage in horny weebs. Fuck me because we’re even multiplying!

You get what you pay for 💸

Viewing and browsing through WHentai’s collection of porn and becoming a member is free; however, you have to avail of Extra Votes or EV to make an art commission, request, and gain access to some premium stuff. If you’re one of god’s favorites – meaning you can draw, you can earn actual cash by joining WHentai as a hentai artist.

You might be wondering what the fuck are those Extra Votes that I mentioned earlier. That’s WHentai currency that you exchange for real-world money. Like other freemium sites or games, basic services are free, but money is charged for specific features. I’m not really whining about it. We still get free hentai anyway.

Let me get this out because I’m bursting in here. 

The site looks like a hot mess. You know those moments when you had an excellent fap session, you lose control and spray jizz all over yourself? Oh yeah, WHentai looks like that. Everything is just all over the place.

First look at the site and you’re greeted by a seemingly simple site with the WHentai logo and primary tabs right on top, a few words about the site, and a humungous banner that links out to a wonky ass game. I’d highly suggest you skip that one. Primary tabs consist of Commissions, Updates, Blog, Search, and More.

Aside from that promoted game, everything seems alright. That is until you scroll down.

The site layout is messy. The two-column design takes a bit of getting used to. Tagging exists, but it’s practically disorganized and is not easily accessible. There’s not an actual category tab you can look into, but there’s a search bar. Good luck with that, LOL.

I’ve also noticed that characters are supposed to be portrayed as at least 18 years old and above. That would be quite a challenge because anime is teeming with cute loli girls. Oh well.

Ideas are bulletproof.

Despite my constant whining, WHentai.com is still up there when it comes to originality. If you love hentai like me, you’d most likely revisit WHentai. The creativity of you freaks is limitless; I’m willing to overlook the shit layout! So kudos to all creative pervs. Keep it cumming!