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Loading...I’m no angry old guy that screams at clouds, but I find that most online movements or activism are quite laughable or just straight-up dumb. A lot of these folks have too much time in their idle lives that they just have to find anything they could complain about.
But here’s something I can get behind: the Free the Nipple movement.
I mean, if they want to let their titties hang out, I am all for it. Just don’t expect me to not sport a hard-on once in a while. You can’t really dictate biological reactions, man. That one’s way out of our control.
Everyday nips and tits from regular people like you and me are already awesome on their own, but there’s no denying the fact that celebrity bits are in a class of their own. Those are like prime real estate, my friend.
It’s even more so titillating if they’re from celebs with squeaky clean images. That kind of shit can be rarer than Loch Ness Monster sightings.
If you like seeing some rare gems, hang tight, my friend. You might enjoy this one.
TheNipSlip.com is a blog type of site. They offer visitors their nice collection of Celebrity Nip Slips, Upskirts, Topless Candids, and more.
They’ve been dishing out A-list goodies since 2007. That’s a whopping 15 years of dedication to celebrity tits and lady bits!
Damn, son. That’s what I call a solid commitment! From one fellow fapper to another, I salute the dude behind The Nip Slip. This site is probably responsible for gallons of cum being released all over the world.
As I’ve mentioned earlier, The Nip Slip is in a blog format. In this day and age, classic blog formats are definitely outdated. And by the looks of it, the site design was probably never updated since its inception.
Like most blog sites, the site logo is on top of the homepage. It also acts as the blog header image. Below that is the main menu that consists of Nip Slips, Pussy Slips, See Through, Topless, Bikini, Cleavage, Butts, Free Porn, and Contact.
The Free Porn tab will take you out of the site, so let’s not waste any minute on it. I’ll talk more about the other tabs a little later.
Like most sites that are in a classic blog format, the site content is divided into two columns. On the left side, you’ll see the actual site posts. The right sidebar mostly shows links to other porn sites. I know, man. That’s one ancient design.
There’s also a drop-down menu on the right sidebar that’s supposed to show the site’s categories but actually shows celebrity names instead. Since there’s no shortage of celebrities (from A-listers to more obscure ones), scrolling through this drop-down thing is a damn drag. It would’ve been nicer if The Nip Slip had a separate page for a complete list of names.
I know, man. We’re barely in, and I’m already bitching out. But let’s see. The Nip Slip has been around the pornoverse for a long time. They still might have a couple of redeeming qualities under their sleeve.
I assume that most of us know what nip slips are. But for those of you who don’t, nip slips are basically accidental exposure of nipples. Look at it this way; it’s like the universe’s little treats for the mortal pervs.
Nip slips are like shooting stars. They usually only last a second, but they’re always damn amazing. If you want to see posts that are purely nip slips, just click on the Nip Slips tab.
There are photos, but there are short clips too. Just scroll away and enjoy these A-list nips. Just don’t forget to click on “View the pictures” to feast on more pics.
Now that you’re aware of nip slips, the Pussy Slips tab is pretty much self-explanatory. Yup, we get a little peek down there – always a delicious trip.
If you want something a little more on the subtle side, head to the See Through tab. The ladies may be covered here, but their best parts are still on full display. It may be subtler, but it adds a nice little spice to your fap session.
Under the Topless tab, you’ll find The Nip Slips collection of pics and vids of celebrities with their twins out and about. They’re either caught topless by the paparazzi, posed topless for shoots and selfies, or have done topless scenes on TV or in movies.
If you want the best bikini candid shots and photo shoots of celebrities, head to the Bikini tab. But if you’re in need of something that’s a bit more teasing, head to the Cleavage tab.
Like the Bikini tab, the stuff here is a mix of candid and pro shots. You might not see a single nipple here, but they’re still pretty boner-inducing.
Now, this site may be called The Nip Slip, but they still have stuff for the butt guys. I may be a boob man myself, but there’s no denying the rise of butt lovers nowadays. Head to the Butts tab and enjoy some celebrity ass in their full glory.
I already bitched about the shitty category drop-down. Boy, am I far from done.
First off, there are just too many links on this site. Aside from the links on the sidebar, there are also a couple of links below the main menu. Just too many affiliate links for my taste. It makes the site look cluttered. I mean, there are better ways to show off affiliate links, but this isn’t it.
The celebrity slips here are pretty substantial. There’s no question about that.
The problem is when you click on “View the pictures” or whatever iteration they have on the site, the photos are quite small.
If you want to see a bigger photo, you’d have to click on a thumbnail, and it will redirect you to a different site where the photo is hosted. It would’ve been nice if the site hosted the image themselves.
There are a couple of ads littered on the site as well, but they’re not as off-putting as the site’s wonky features.
Overall, The Nip Slip is still a great source for celebrity spank material. It remains active to this day, so it’s safe to say that anyone who likes fapping to celebrities should have The Nip Slip added to their bookmarks. A few little updates to the site’s UI would definitely make the experience a lot better, so I have hope yet.
