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Loading...The human mind is a wonderful thing. People said that if you can think about it, then you can do it. The only limit is the ones we put on ourselves.
But of course, most people are depraved by nature to the point where we see sexual connotations even in the most innocent matters. Yup, I’m talking about the mystical Rule 34.
Rule 34 is basically an infamous internet rule that says, “if it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn’t, there soon will be“. Society may not largely accept this, but you can’t deny the fact that there is some truth to it.
You’d be surprised at how creative some horny fuckers are. I mean, just the other day, I came across some Peppa Pig porn. I don’t know why I am even surprised since everything gets a porn parody nowadays, anyway. LOL!
If porn parodies are up your alley, this one might just be perfect for you.
Rule34.xxx is a booru type of hentai porn site that’s bursting with Rule 34 goodness. It’s all in the name, my friend.
Booru sites are a form of imageboard with a tag-based image archive. I could go on explaining what boorus are, but if you’re used to frequenting hentai sites, you’re probably familiar with this setup anyway.
Anyway, Rule34.xxx has been in the porn game since around 2012. That’s a decade of pure dedication to porn parodies.
Over the years, Rule34.xxx amassed 5,858,756i hentai posts. Buddy, even the most experienced fapper knows this number of spank material is enough to last you more than a lifetime.
Let’s see if they’re any good at all. Quality trumps quantity, after all.
Before you can get your hands on some hentai goodies, a buxom anime babe (that probably acts as the site’s mascot or something) with radioactive lime green hair would welcome you first. I personally don’t mind the snot-green background, but I know a few of you dudes would find this off-putting.
Once you’re in, the nondescript site logo is on the upper left-hand corner, along with the distinct anime eyes of the site’s mascot that hentai heathens are very much familiar with. Below is the site’s main menu, followed by the sub-menu.
By default, the homepage shows the feed of posts. However, you get a couple of ads first. Just be wary because these little shits are pretending to be actual thumbnails, but clicking on them would just take you elsewhere – an utter waste of your fap time.
The rest of the homepage shows all the posts with a left sidebar that contains the search box, another ad banner, and the site’s featured tags.
The featured tags are sorted by Copyright, Character, Artist, General, and Meta. Every featured tag listed here has a content counter next to them, so you know how deep the waters are before diving right in.
The site’s main menu consists of My Account, Posts, Comments, Aliases, Artists, Tags, Pools, Forum, Stats, Gotta Smash’ Em All, iCame Top 100, Help, Discord Chat, Store, and Other Sites.
I know, man. That’s a fucking lot, and every primary tab here has a sub-menu as well, but some are pretty much self-explanatory or would just take you out of the site.
I’ll stick to the essentials. So buckle up, fellow fapper. You’re definitely in for a raunchy ride.
As I’ve mentioned earlier, the homepage shows the stuff under the Posts tab by default. This tab’s sub-menu consists of Video, Upload, Upload Video, Random, Contact Us, DMCA, About, Help, IMG Servers, TagMap, and TOS.
Now, a lot of that stuff isn’t even directly related to the posts. It would’ve been nicer if they had gotten rid of the clutter.
I’m pretty surprised to see some free hentai videos in here. Most booru-type sites stick to images. However, a lot of the vids here are just short clips. There’s nothing special about the video player, but even unregistered guests can download these hentai clips for free.
As for the images, when you click on a thumbnail, you’d be redirected to a new page to better show the image. The image is resized to fit your screen better, but there’s an option to view the image in its original size. You can also opt-in to view all the images in their original size.
Saving images on your drive is easy as pie – just right-click and hit save.
Like most booru type sites, Rule34.xxx have an extensive tagging system. You can try browsing all the tags under the Tags tab, but that would literally take you forever. So utilize the search feature to find what tickles your fancy.
If you need some pointers on how to fully take advantage of the search feature, head to the Help tab. It’s a nice point of reference if you ever feel overwhelmed.
This tab also has an explanation of what Pools are and how it works. I won’t elaborate much about this since Rule34.xxx did a good job of explaining it.
If you want to connect and discuss stuff with like-minded individuals, head to the Forum tab or to Rule34.xxx’s Discord. There are about 11k users online on their discord channel, and a lot of the forum threads are updated today. It’s safe to say that the community is very much alive.
The Stats tab shows a couple of top 10 lists that feature the site’s most active members. Here you’ll see the Top 10 taggers, Top 10 commenters, Top 10 image posters, Top 10 note editors, and Top 10 favoriters. They even have the Top 100 of each top user category under this tab if that interests you.
But here’s something a little more exciting: the iCame Top 100 tab.
This tab shows the characters that people came across the most. You can cast your vote by clicking on the iCame button under the tags at every image. You can cum on a character once per day.
Francine Smith is in the top spot, followed by Lisa Simpson, Meg Griffin, Marge Simpson, Hayley Smith, Lois Griffin, and a whole lot more. I even spotted Jake the Dog from Adventure Time and Pokemon under this top list. Nothing and no one is really is safe from you depraved fuckers. LOL!
Here’s a tab I spent an embarrassing amount of time on the Gotta Smash’ Em All tab.
This tab is basically a poll on the smashability of various pokemon. You know, the typical smash or pass game you and your buds play in passing. Only this time, you’re asked if you’d willingly poke this mon or pass it along.
I never thought I’d consider Spearow smashable, but here I am. See it for yourself and have some silly fun. It’s a different kind of entertainment.
Overall, Rule34.xxx is more than just your typical booru-type of free hentai porn site. The site may look ancient and outdated, but most imageboard sites are in this format anyway.
The quality and illustrative style of hentai images here vary as they are from different artists. But with Rule34.xxx’s massive archive of hentai goodies, you’d surely find something that would give you a winning wank.
The ads may have been ever-present since Rule34.XXX is a free hentai porn site, but they’re not as intrusive compared to other free porn sites.
If you enjoy porn parodies, Rule34.xxx should definitely have a spot on your hentai spank bank. It doesn’t matter if you’re a weeb or not.
