Real life isn’t always the best. Heck, reality can suck so hard at times, it sucks even harder than a hooker with rent due the next day. LOL!
That’s probably why we all crave a bit of escape once in a while. Some drink ‘til they’re blackout drunk, while others engage in sports and other hobbies.
As for me, my tastes stretches a bit in the nerdy realm. When I get drowned by stress in the waking world, I turn to video games, anime, and manga. Yup, I’m a grown-ass adult, and I found refuge in those things. Believe it or not, a lot of dudes are with me on this one.
Since most of us here have working cocks, we can’t help but get turned on by the way the characters are rendered on these things. Game devs, mangakas, and anime creators really made some (if not most) of the hottest babes. One look at Lara Croft and Tifa Lockheart, and you know the devs turned up the horny in full blast while creating these characters.
And thus birthed a new age of wankers. No one can blame us. The cock wants what the cock wants. We just can’t help it. Men are masturbation machines that need some fap fuel to fully function.
If you’re like me and your cock loves cumming to sexy graphics and images, hang tight. We’re about to fulfill our wildest Rule 34 fantasies with this one.
NaughtyMachinima is the site for you if you want to fuel your fap session with porn vids featuring your favorite game characters. This site is basically your source of CGI porn.
There’s no real people porn here. We’re escaping from the mundane here at NaughtMachinima.
The site is also a hundred percent free which is the cherry on top of this porn parfait. Now that’s a real treat!
This site has been fulfilling new-age masturbators since 2008. That’s about 14 years of dedicated service to horny gamers all over the world.
Being around that long, it’s more than safe to say that NaughtyMachinima could be one of the OGs on this side of the porn game. Let’s see if this site is capable of keeping up with modern times. Porn is a booming industry after all.
The site’s homepage looks like any other porn site if not for the CGI characters featured in the porn vid thumbnails. The site is in a dark mode which I always prefer over an eye-burning day or light mode.
The site logo is on top of the page, along with the main menu. The rest of the page showcases 2 sets of video thumbs which are Videos Being Watched, and Most Recent Videos.
Aside from the vid title and main thumbnail image, the thumbs also have a couple of info like the number of views, rating, video resolution, date uploaded, and if the video is private or free for the horny public’s consumption – as long as you are of age. We don’t condone outlawed shit here at The Porn Guide.
Site visitors like you and me get a bit of image preview when you mouse over the thumbnails. I prefer video previews but still shot previews are better than nothing. Jumping blindly is not really my thing. And besides, a little taste before a big bite wouldn’t hurt.
NaughtyMachinima is in English by default but there’s also a discreet language option on the upper-left-hand corner of the page. Here you can switch the site to Dutch, French, Portuguese, Spanish, and Italian, to name a few. There are also a couple of Asian languages there so our eastern brethren can enjoy the site’s content too.
The site is optimized for mobile use as well. The homepage looks pretty similar on mobile. The only difference is that the site’s primary tabs are hidden under a hamburger menu (that three-line icon), and the sidebars can be found near the bottom of the page instead.
The site’s main menu consists of Videos, Images, Categories, Community, Search, and the Upload button. Let’s see if everything is working out fine.
I’ll skip the Community tab. It’s just the list of the site’s users. It will be useful later, but there are other ways to find certain users like the search bar or from the content detail itself.
If your cock is hungry for some CG action, the Videos tab is where you should be. As of writing, there are 45273 porn videos here at NaughtyMachinima.
I know, man. That’s a fucking lot of CG porn to comb through. Good thing this tab has a couple of sorting and filtering features like Type (public or private), Timeline (added today, this week, and this month), and extra filters like Most Recent, Being Watched, Most Viewed, Most Commented, Top Rated, Top Favorites, and Longest.
There’s a right sidebar that contains what looks like a set of categories, but about that certain topic in a bit. Have a bit of patience, my friend.
We don’t want anyone biting off more than they could proverbially chew. The only choking we want here is choking on a fat computer-generated cock. LOL!
There are 5142 faptastic photo albums here at NaughtyMachinima. If porn pics are more of your jam, head to the Images tab.
The Images tab is pretty similar to the Videos tab – from the sorting and filtering options up to the right sidebar. Only this time, we’re tugging our cocks to machinima porn pics instead of vids, duh. LOL!
Aside from the gallery title and featured image, the thumbnails under the Images tab also show the date uploaded and the number of pics available per album. It’s always nice to know how much fap fodder you’re getting before diving right in. NaughtyMachinima gets an extra point for transparency.
There are 17 porn categories here at Naughty Machinima – both for photos and videos. There’s a button just below the site logo where you can toggle between videos and albums.
I instantly spotted typical porn categories like BDSM, Masturbation, Multiple Partners, and Hentai, of course. Hentai will always be there if we’re talking about Rule 34 goodies.
I also spotted categories dedicated to specific games like The Sims and Second Life Sex. There are also gender-specific categories, like Girl Girl, Dickgirls, Girl Guy, and Gay Males.
There’s even a category featuring Multiple Partners for the virtual swingers. There’s also the Just Sex category if you’re looking for some straight-up computer-generated fucking.
Every category item listed under this tab has a content counter – both for the videos and albums, so you know how much fap fodder you’re getting in every click.
I had a glimpse at the future, and it’s smexy as fuck! I’m talking about the viewing experience here at NaughtyMachinima. At least judging from this site’s video player. LOL!
The site’s video player has all the essentials with a little extra gravy on the side. Here you can toggle the resolution from SD to 1080p HD. There’s also an option to toggle the playback speed of the video.
But here’s my favorite feature: NaughtyMachinima’s video player has a thumbnail feature, so jumping to the best and sauciest part is easy as hell. Now that’s how an efficient machine works!
As for the images, once you’ve chosen an album, I suggest you click on the slideshow option to get a better view of the pics.
There are a couple of pics and vids that are labeled as “private”. That means you’d have to be “friends” with the uploader to view said content.
To be part of this community, all you need is a working email, and you’re good to go. There’s no need to shell out some real-world cash.
Signing up for an account would also let you comment on posts, create playlists, subscribe to fellow users, and many more.
The overall viewing experience here at NaughtyMachinima is quite up there. There are a couple of ads since we’re getting all these goodies at no cost. Just get a decent ad blocker, so you can fap in peace. If not, prepare to click close on those pesky ads once in a while.
If you’re looking for pure CG porn treats, this site is definitely for you. NaughtyMachinima may be the first free CG-only porn site I’ve seen so far.
Everything here is in 3D! So add this to your bookmarks if you haven’t already. If you’re a proud geek like me, this site is right up your alley.