There’s nothing more rewarding than the sweet release of your rest days. Us gays work hard, and we all deserve to play harder.
We live such fabulous lives; an even more fabulous treat is probably well deserved. Treat yourself, right?
But such a thing doesn’t mean the same for everyone.
Some may go out, party, and drink to their heart’s content, while others may indulge in fancy food with friends and family.
I prefer to have a bit of time for myself, at least for a day. You know those little self-love nights where you whip up some simple yet hearty food, maybe drink a little wine, and end the night with a bang – by fapping, of course!
You might be wondering why the fuck would a gay dude choose to fap when Grindr exists? Sure, it’s damn easy to find a dude to hook up with, but most people come with a catch. Besides, I’ve been watching too many crime documentaries lately. I’m too traumatized to get it on with a stranger.
So I turn to porn, where you get all the fun without fear.
If you’re like me, hang tight. Unclench your holes because we’re entering the land of pure pleasure.
MonstercockLand is a free online video streaming service that allows users to view and share videos and photos that have been uploaded by the site’s members. It says so on the site’s FAQ page.
The site even claims to be the only place in the world that brings together the most massive dicks in the universe. This one is from MonstercockLand’s Twitter bio.
I know, man – such a huge promise from MonstercockLand. Let’s just hope the cocks on this site are fatter than their claims. LOL!
The site has been in the porn game since 2009. That’s about 13 years of dedication in dishing out dickalicious dudes in their full glory.
It’s probably more than safe to say that MonstercockLand knows its shit pretty well. I mean, over a decade of experience would probably make someone close to being an OG, right? Stick around, and we’ll see.
The site looks like your typical free porn tube site on the internet. The site logo is on top of the homepage, along with the search bar, followed by the site’s main menu. There’s a left sidebar that contains MonstercockLand’s porn categories.
The rest of the homepage features thumbnails of Being Watched Videos, followed by Most Recent Videos thumbs. Aside from recent uploads, you can also sort the second set of thumbnails by Popular, Rated, Discussed, Downloaded, Longest, and Watched.
Aside from the video title, the thumbnails also show a couple of info like duration, rating, number of views, date uploaded, and if the video is available in full HD. You’d also get some still scene shots as a preview when you mouse over the thumbnails.
I prefer video previews, but still scene shots are better than nothing. Most men are visual creatures, after all.
Near the bottom of the page is a section that shows the site’s Popular Tags. Here you’ll see the usual things you’d expect from a gay porn site, like Big Dick, Big Cock, Cumshot, Facial, Hung, Hardcore, Jerkoff, BBC, Muscle, Doggy, Amateur, Long, Webcam, and many more.
There are also a couple of standout tags like Cartoon, Anime, Hentai, Comic, Humor, and even specific cartoon hotties like Aladdin, Hercules, and Tarzan. I know a lot of gays had their awakening from watching those animated cuties.
I noticed something odd, though. I saw some tags like Pussy, MILF, and the likes.
I don’t know about you, but most gays I know would never fap to cunts. We appreciate the vag because that’s where we all came from, but I wouldn’t deliberately play with one.
I get it, bi and pan people exist, but the internet is already teeming with pussy-centric porn pics and videos. The gays deserve a safe space for their spank sessions, right?
Well, there’s a reason why those tags exist here at MonstercockLand, but more on that in a bit. Just have a bit more patience.
There’s a lot to digest on this site. We like choking on dick, not on too much info all at once. So catch your breath and dive back right in.
The main menu consists of Gay Videos, Solo Videos, Straight Videos, Photos, Monstercock Stars, Live Monsters, MCLHB Contest, and Hustlaball Berlin. The left sidebar that contains the site’s porn categories is composed of All, Gay Sex Videos, Solo Videos, Straight Sex Videos, and Videos.
As I’ve mentioned earlier, pussy is also present on this site. I mean, think about it. There are women who want well-built willies too.
That’s right, my friend. MonstercockLand is not exclusively for the gays. It doesn’t matter what you identify as. If you love monstrous cocks, you’re welcome to satisfy your need here at MonstercockLand.
After all, the site’s main goal is to dish out gargantuan cocks. It just so happens that both men and women enjoy delicious dicks.
Since I’m gay, I’ll focus on the colorful side of the site. The Live Monsters tab will take you out of the site and show you an entirely different site featuring a different kind of porn, so I won’t waste any more of your precious fap time blabbing about that.
There are also a couple of overlapping items between the main menu and the Categories section. I won’t duplicate the rants, but just take it as it is like a good bottom. LOL!
The Gay Videos tab and the Solo Videos tab are pretty self-explanatory. The thumbnail format and sorting options are similar to the thumbnails on the homepage. Just pick a vid and fap away.
If you’re craving something a little more discreet, head to the Photos tab. Under this tab, you’ll see the Most Recent Photo Albums by default, but you can also sort the albums by Popular, Rated, Discussed, and Favourited.
The left sidebar will also show a different set of categories while you’re in the Photos tabs. You can choose from All, Fantasy Pics, Pictures, and Real Pics.
Every album has a content counter, so you know just how much fap fodder you get before digging in. The thumbnails under this tab also show the total number of views garnered, so you know which ones are the crowd favorites.
I know most gays like to window shop before taking their pick. So if you prefer to check out dudes before diddling with your dick, head to the Monstercock Stars.
The porn star names featured are initially set to Most Recent Pornstars, but you can also sort the names here by Popular Rated, Subscribed, and Videos. You can also filter the names by letter. Bo Sinn currently has the crown for the most popular spot, followed by Julio Gomez, Felix Jones, Danny D., Chris Diamond, Jack Harrer, Cutler X, and so on.
When you click on your preferred porn star, you’d see a short bio that contains a little info like date of birth, birth location, other aliases, and porn studios they have performed in. Below that are their free porn pics and vids available here at MonstercockLand.
You can filter their pics and vids by Recent, Popular, and Rated. However, I did not see any option to strictly view gay porn stars only. It would have been nice if we could filter out the pussy.
The MCLHB Contest tab will redirect you to a page that looks like an old blog site. MCLHB stands for Monster Cock Land HustlaBall.
Under this tab, you can also check out the previous winner, as well as a couple of stories and interviews.
The contest is basically picking the next Monstercock Superstar, and it goes hand in hand with the HustlaBall thing that I mentioned when I was talking about the site’s main menu.
HustlaBall Berlin is a gay porn event, and the winner of the contest will be announced during the HustlaBall Reception. It’s basically one big gay porn party that’s probably hella extra. If there’s one thing the gays are good at, it’s throwing a great party.
This event had to take a forced break for 2 years because of the damn plague, but the time has finally cum again. HustlaBall Berlin will take place again on Friday, October 21, 2022, in the legendary KitKatClub.
If you just missed it, there’s always the next time. For now, diddle with your dong with MonstercockLand’s cumtastic porn vids until then.
Here’s the most important part of any kind of porn site: the viewing experience.
MonstercockLand’s video player is pretty simple. It has all the essentials, and that’s pretty much it. Just hit play and fap away. It can’t get any simpler than that.
It would’ve been nice if the video player had a thumbnail feature so the viewer could easily skip to the best parts, but it’s not much of an issue. It gets the job done free of charge anyway.
If you want to download a vid, you’d have to sign up for an account here at MonstercockLand. All you need to do is think of a username, and a password, have a valid email address, and you’re good to go.
Aside from the free downloads, becoming a member here at MonstercockLand comes with a couple of perks. Site members can add videos to their favorites lists, create different playlists, and even add friends to view private videos of fellow MonstercockLand members.
As for the photos, viewing the stuff in the albums is pretty seamless. For a better view, you can either view the porn pics in a slideshow or click on a single photo and go on from there. However, if you want to save an entire album, you’d have to do it pic by pic as there’s no option to do it in one go.
Overall, MonstercockLand is a pretty solid source of ginormous cocks – whether you prefer fapping to free porn clips or XXX pics. Heck, this site might be the best free gay porn site I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Most free porn tube sites are infested with ball-busting ads. Here at MonstercockLand, I did not even encounter any – not even a discreet ad banner. What’s not to love? Well, just be wary of the extra cunt-centric content on the side, so consider yourself warned.
Add this site to your bookmarks if you haven’t already. I’ll end the review before this turns into a full-blown novel with sequels. LOL!