Let me tell you a little story. I know, I know. You came here for a review, but this shit I’m about to tell you is fucking relevant.
Indulge me here a bit. I swear to the porn gods, it’s worth your precious fap time.
When I was just a little brat – a budding wanker in that sense, I lived in a nice quiet little suburb with the rest of the family. Life was pretty ordinary. On most days, it was actually darn boring.
Until that fateful summer day.
A new family moved in on the house right in front of ours. The adults of that house even knocked on our door to introduce themselves. Now, I didn’t see them move in because I was at my grandparents’ place at the time.
As it turns out, the family had a little brat of their own that’s about my age. Let’s call him Brad. Long story short, Brad and I quickly became buds that summer.
Brad’s parents are hardly home. So despite hanging around his house a lot, I never really saw his folks. As I’ve mentioned earlier, I missed the whole damn introduction.
Brad and I were having a go with his PlayStation when his mom suddenly arrived. To say that Brad’s mother is the most gorgeous lady I’ve ever seen in real life during those times would be an understatement.
Listen, the lady is damn hot! I fucking felt shit I’ve never really felt before. Looking back, that might have been the spark that started my puberty. Some of the dudes from school even pointed out that Brad’s mom is a grade-A MILF.
There would be times when I’d fantasize about being adopted by Brad’s family just so his mom and I could freely fuck. Yup, I was making up stepson and stepmom sex scenes in my little head. That’s way before I knew what taboo porn is. I was and still am one sick motherfucker. LOL!
Brad and I remain friends to this day, but I’ll never tell him that his MILF of a mom triggered a lot of wet dreams and aided many of my early spank sessions then. That is until I discovered the wonderful world of free taboo porn.
If you’re a filthy motherfucker like me, stick around. You kinky wankers would love this one.
Milfzr is a site dedicated to dishing out free incest flicks. Visitors are promised to get access to free HD MILF porn vids. I mean, it’s already in the site name – MILFzr.
But that’s not all. Milfzr offers different flavors of incest for us wankers to enjoy. We’ll get to that in a bit, my fap friend. Have a bit of patience. It’ll pay off soon enough.
The site seems to have been around since 2013. That’s 9 years of service to degenerate fuckers like you and me. No judgment here, bud. We’re all filthy fappers in here.
When I first saw Milfzr’s homepage, my initial thought was, “Wow, this site looks fucking ancient.”
I wouldn’t say it’s as ancient as my grandma, but it’s still looking outdated as fuck.
Milfzr’s logo looks like a modified varsity typeface, and it is giving me some solid retro vibes. It is right on top of the page next to a search bar and the Register and Login buttons.
You would think that what comes next is the main menu, but not at Milfzr!
What we get is a list of what looks like affiliate links that are pretending to be the main menu. You won’t even find a category tab, so it’s best to skip that entire shit altogether.
The rest of the page is littered with incest vid thumbs with a couple of ads mixed in the lot. You can sort these thumbnails by Date, Title, Views, Likes, Comments, or by random. Milfzr also gave visitors the option to view thumbs either by a grid, by medium thumbnails, or by large thumbnails.
We didn’t really get a proper main menu, but when you scroll a bit down, you’ll see this section on the right side of the page called Filter Incest Videos. Here you can click filter vids by category and by tag.
There are 16 porn categories listed here at Milfzr. I’d say they’re not the usual categories you get from other free porn tube sites since it’s all incest-based here at Milfzr.
Here’s the complete category list:
As you can see, Milfzr remained true to its name, but they did add a little sprinkle of other flavors of incest porn. I’d say that’s a nice little extra treat for ya filthy animals.
Visitors can also filter incest vids by tags. It would probably take me forever to list everything down, so see it for yourself and prepare to be positively overwhelmed.
A list of popular tags is also available if you’re starting to get decision fatigue. They have Big Boobs, Blowjob, POV, and many more listed here. I’m pretty partial to JOI or Jerk Off Instruction porn. There’s nothing hotter than a MILF giving you orders on how to get yourself off. My cock is already twitching just from the thought of it!
There’s a vid counter too on each tag, so you know just how much filth you can cum to and enjoy without guilt. The Son porn tag is way up there with 6,118 vids available. I know you motherfuckers would love that.
First off, you won’t get a preview when you mouse over the thumbs. It would have been nice if us fappers got a little preview.
Aside from that, you won’t really get much from the thumbnails either. You can’t tell how long a vid will be from the thumbs, so you have to wait until you actually click on it. It would have been nice to know how much fap time I have to allot for a vid. I mean, we don’t always have the luxury of time. I was a bit worried shit is about to go downhill from here, but I have hope yet.
There’s no question about the quality of vids available here at Milfzr. They promised free HD porn, and we do get it. However, there’s a definitive catch.
When you click on a video, you get bombarded with ads. I know; we’re getting all these HD taboo porn for free. Ads are definitely expected, but we all have our hard limits.
Aside from all the ads peppered all over the site, clicking on a porn vid thumbnail would trigger a new window ad. But the ads nightmare is far from over. There are annoying little popup ads on the page where you have Milfzr’s video player, and closing them would trigger another ad. There’s also one skippable ad before you can watch the porn flick of your choice.
If you’re horny and dying for a release, that shit will get you to your wit’s end. I almost did a dramatic rage quit from all the shit ads I’m getting.
But patience is indeed a virtue. When you finally get through the wall of ads, you’re rewarded with HD MILF pussy to fuel your fap session. I guess it’s true when people say that delayed gratification would lead to long-term satisfaction.
If you’re a filthy motherfucker who has the patience of a saint, Milfzr is definitely for you. Add this to your bookmarks and indulge in your family fantasies. Now make King Oedipus proud and fap away.