Jacquie Et Michel Elite

The nice thing about being an adult earning your own bucks is that you can very well decide to spend your hard-earned cash however you see fit. Sure, you have responsibilities and shit, but that doesn’t mean one should forgo the little pleasures in life. You earn it; you very well deserve it. Anyone who says otherwise can suck my dick.

Speaking of dicks, my cock seems to have developed a taste for premium porn ever since my first peep at them. Free stuff is still pretty great, but the overall experience and satisfaction aren’t as guaranteed compared to premium stuff.

Believe me, buddy. Premium porno hits differently. Think of it as switching your usual beer and cheap rum for something fancier like Dom Perignon. So let’s take it up a notch and spend those big boy bucks with fancy premium French porn.

Have a seat in the lap of luxury and indulge in opulent orgasms.

Jacquie Et Michel Elite markets itself as a premium porn site specializing in high-end XXX films that are mostly shot in villas and mansions. It says so at the bottom of their homepage.

Fappers with expensive tastes will be pleased to spot famous names like Anna Polina, Anissa Kate, Angell Summers, Valentina Nappi, and even Jessyca Wilson. These sluts may be doing the nasty, but they’re keeping it chic and classy. If you know, you know.

Now, this site may seem fairly new (it’s only been around since 2015), but don’t think they’re newbies in the porn industry. Jacquie Et Michel has 20 years of experience crafting porn flicks (yup, they have another site with a somewhat different set of branding). It’s more than safe to say that the dudes behind this site know more than a thing or two when it comes to satisfying your masturbatory needs.

Good things don’t always come cheap 💸

The site looks what you’d expect for any premium porn site worth your coin. The site logo and its main menu are on top of the homepage. Below is a slide showing a couple of their featured porn movies, followed by porn thumbnails that look like movie posters or DVD covers. I know, man. Who the fuck still remembers DVDs? LOL!

The thumbnails look enticing enough, but you won’t get full-on fucking stills. Jacquie Et Michel Elite likes to keep it classy that way. You’d only get some action when you crack open your wallet.

There’s also a nice little prompt on top if you want to avail yourself of full access to JacquieEtMichelElite.com for a whole day. Just don’t expect it to be free. It’ll cost you 4.90 euros for a single-day pass. That’s around 5 bucks in the land of free.

If you want access to the site for 30 days, it’ll do damage of 39.90 euros. But that’s purely for streaming purposes. If you want to download your favorite porn flicks on top of streaming them here at Jacquie Et Michel Elite, you’d have to shell out a bit more and pay 59.90 euros.

For the high rollers, they also offer a full year of subscription for 590 euros. That’s 365 days of full streaming access and downloads.

I know, man. It sounds pretty hefty just to get your spank on. But you get what you pay for.

Le Coeur de Elite 💘

Let’s dive a bit more into Jacquie Et Michel Elite’s core.

Under the Movies tab, it specifically states that a total of 1,328 HD full-feature porn flicks are available for members (as of writing). If you’re used to bigger premium porn sites or free porn tube sites with thousands of shit quality vids, those numbers might seem small for you.

But fret not, mister fancy pants. Premium quality is what you pay for here at Jacquie Et Michel Elite. 

You can also sort and filter all porn flicks by Types of Movies, Categories, Porn Stars, and Studios.

There are 20 porn categories you could choose from, like the usual Amateur Sex, Anal, Big Tits, Teen, Gangbang, to name a few. If your Yankee cock needs a little break from these foreign treats, there’s a category called “Made in USA”. It’s damn perfect if your cock is craving a little taste of home.

You can access films from other porn studios, but the highlight of this site is mainly Elite porn flicks.

Aside from the extensive filtering feature on this tab, I also liked that there are content counters on each option, whether you’re browsing by category, studio, or something else. You know a porn site means business if they have the balls to show their numbers.

For fappers on the go, just because you’re in a rush doesn’t mean that you’d settle for a shitty spank session. If you’re a bit short on time for a full-feature porn flick (that could run for a hundred or so hours), you can head to the Scenes tab and find HD porn scenes that’ll make you cum in under 20 minutes.

The token to your very own Sex du Soleil.

Is it worth it? 

Abso-fucking-lutely. Price may be what you pay here at this site, but value is definitely what you’d get in return.

There’s no question about the quality of porn flicks and scenes here at Jacquie Et Michel Elite. Everything here is available in full HD – some even in 4k quality.

If baguette-hungry sluts playing their roles to perfection make your cock twitch in excitement, you might as well make it rain and have a nice little fapcation this weekend. Treat yourself with Jacquie Et Michel Elite XXX flicks. You damn well deserve it. I know I did.