I never thought I’d live through major historical events like the damn pandemic and another shit storm budding on the horizon, but here we are. That shit really left me touch-starved, and if you’re a gay guy like me, you know what I’m talking about.
I damn missed fucking and getting fucked but is that enough to risk my life or risk looking like a human bubble wrap (hello, monkeypox)? Hell, no! Girl, I still have shit left to do in this mortal plane.
So I turn to porn to give my little gay ass the love it deserves.
Hop online, and you’ll see that the internet is full of free porn. If you’re a straight dude, good news for you because you have more shit you can fap to that would probably last more than your lifetime.
But if you’re a gay guy looking for a decent nut, stick around because we’re checking out a free porn site strictly dedicated to us cock-loving gays.
GayPornvu is a free gay porn video tube. It’s one hundred percent free to stream gay porn movies on any device and always unlimited – as they say on their website.
Let’s see if they really mean shit. I may sound like I had a big bowl of sass for breakfast, but you know how these things are. People like claiming things that are larger than life but barely deliver.
GayPornvu seems to have been around the porn block since 2005. Holy fuck. That’s a damn long time, but you wouldn’t be able to tell by the site’s looks.
The site’s homepage looks fresher than ever with its sleek thumbnails and overall design. Heck, even the site logo is looking fresh as hell!
The site logo is at the top of the homepage next to the main menu. The first set of thumbnails you’ll see is a Gay Porn Being Watched Now, followed by Gay Porn Videos Recently Added, and a list of what looks like the site’s top current tags.
The main menu consists of Home, Videos, Categories, Tags, Channels, a search icon, an upload icon, and the sign-up and login icon. Home is pretty obvious. I know people can be dumb, but I know you gays are not that dumb. LOL!
There’s nothing special about the features of the Videos tab. It’s just the feed of GayPornvu’s entire porno arsenal. It would’ve been nice if they put some kind of sorting option in there. But I guess you get what you pay for, which is nothing in this case.
Let’s move on to bigger and better things.
There are 116 porn categories here at GayPonvu. I’m glad they have a separate page for categories because that’s a lot.
I easily spotted usual gay porn categories like Anal, HD Porn, Hardcore, POV, Transgender, Twink, Vintage, Web Cam, and many more. However, I also spotted categories you’d expect from straight porn sites like Squirt, MILF, Big Tits, and the likes.
What in the actual fuck was that?
I wouldn’t say I’m a walking gay dude stereotype, but if I’m in a gay porn site, I don’t expect a single pussy on sight. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t hate vaginas since we all came out from our mother’s vajayjay, but I don’t think I’ll ever put my schlong in one, let alone fap when I see one.
The internet is already full of pussy-centric porn sites. At least give us gays our own space. We just want to wank in peace too.
I did like that every category listed on this tab has a video counter, so you know how many porn vids are there for your solo cum party. Just be wary of littered cunts here and there. Ugh. The memory of seeing unwarranted twats might actually haunt me in my dreams. What a nightmare.
If you’re looking for something specific, check out the Tags tab. There’s so much good stuff in here that you could actually drown in hot, dripping cum.
You can always use the search option to try your luck in finding your favorite flavor of fuck, but why tire yourself from thinking when you can let others do it for you?
Just like the Categories tab, the tags here have a video counter. Unfortunately, some of the tags listed here scream pussy central too.
I like cocks as any full-on gay guy does. What the fuck am I going to do with the “18 year old cute girl” tag?
There are 25 gay porn channels here at GayPornvu. Fucking finally! I did not see a hint of beaver under this tab. Praise the gay gods! There’s also a video counter under each channel thumbnail, so you know how much fap fodder is there to fuel your fap session.
Here’s GayPornvu’s entire current channel list:
You can sort the channels here by Top Rated, Most Viewed, Most Videos, and Alphabetically. When you click on your preferred channel, you also get a short channel description as well as a link to the channel’s official website.
The Channels tab might be my favorite tab since there’s not a single cunt to be seen in any channel listed. If you want to steer clear of any vagina vids, stick to this tab.
Aside from the vid duration, you can also easily tell from the video thumbnail if the porn vid you’re about to enjoy is available in HD quality. Hovering over a porn thumb would also give you a nice video preview, so you know what you’re about to get yourself into.
There’s no question about the quality of free gay porn vids here. However, GayPornvu’s video player is pretty basic.
There are not many features you can explore. You can only toggle the video resolution. It doesn’t have a thumbnail feature, so you’d basically skip through the most faptastic parts blind. Keep that in mind if your patience is running low.
I don’t mind letting the porn clip roll without jumping scenes. When GayPornvu said free HD gay porn, they deliver. The best part? There are barely any ads that would interrupt and annoy the living shit out of you.
I may have bitched about the cunt-centric vids littered here and there on this site, but GayPornvu is still a pretty decent free gay porn tube site. They just need to do a bit of decluttering, and they might move closer to the top of my porn list. They need to get their shit straight and get rid of straight porn. GayPornvu is a gay porn site, after all.