DrunkenStepFather - Best Celebrity Sites 
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
Loading...I bet my left testicle most of you wankers owe their sexual awakening to a certain celebrity. A lot of you probably felt something funny in your little pee-pee all of a sudden while watching a movie, television show, or maybe even some type of ad. Whichever form of media you were consuming, a certain celebrity hottie made your hormones rage like hell.
I don’t blame you, man. The cock wants what the cock wants. We are but slaves to our cocks – at least back when we were little brats. LOL!
Some outgrow this fascination with mortal stars, but celebrities will always be prime fap fodder if you’re anything like me. They may be untouchable, but there are tons of sites dedicated to celebrities and, heck, even wannabes, slutting it up for everyone to see.
If you love reaching for the stars or at least tugging your cock to their rockin’ hot bodies, hang tight. This site might just bring heaven closer to your home.
DrunkenStepFather is a site full of celebrity shots, gossip, and a whole lot more. Yup, it’s not your typical celebrity porn site where you just look at celeb nudes or watch leaked celebrity sex tapes. This site is all that and more!
Here at DrunkenStepFather, you can tug your cock to faptacular celeb nudes and erotic vids. But that’s not all. You might even have a laugh or two with DrunkenStepFather’s distinct flavor of humor. Think of it as a safe space intended for free-thinking people who are over the age of 18.
The dudes behind this site treat DrunkenStepFather like their own personal shitty corner of the public bathroom that is the internet where they can freely speak their minds without fear of censorship about various topics in pop culture about various public figures.
In the current global climate, cancel culture is an entire force to be reckoned with. Heck, it can even make bigwigs bend their knees. So DrunkenStepFather clearly states that nothing they say is real and that the site’s general content can be considered as one terrible and often simplistic, titty joke – along with the site’s fat disclaimer.
Anyway, the site has been in the online den of degenerates since 2004. That’s almost 19 years of dedication to adult entertainment. Heck, this site might even be older than some of you wankers out there.
With almost 2 decades of existence in the online world, it’s safe to say that this site knows more than a thing or two when it comes to satisfying our inner degenerates. Let’s see if this site can keep up with the modern world.
Right off the bat, I can tell this site has been around for quite some time. Yup, the site’s overall design looks old as hell. It reminds me of those ancient blogs we all had back in the day – from the header image to the site’s overall style and navigation.
Some would say the design is outdated, while others would argue that it can be considered a classic. At the end of the day, content is still king, so let’s see what DrunkenStepFather has to offer.
A menu bar is at the top of the site’s homepage, but it mostly contains external links except for the Home and Contact tabs. I’ll stick to the essentials to save some of our precious fap time.
There’s an ad banner within the site’s header, but you’ll also find the site’s actual primary tabs here. Below is another bar that contains links to DrunkenStepFather’s social media accounts, as well as view options to turn the site SFW (safe for work) or NSFW (not safe for work), along with the search bar.
Unfortunately, these view options do not seem to work at all. Well, that sucks! The extra feature would’ve been a nice treat.
There’s no point in crying over spilled milk, so let’s move on to better things.
The next thing you’ll see is a couple of photo thumbs that are actually the site’s featured posts, like Fishnet Friday of the Day, Bikini of the Day, and the like. The rest of the page showcases the site’s latest posts in the typical blog post format. There’s also a sidebar on the right, which mostly contains ad banners.
The site is optimized for mobile use. I know some of you prefer viewing the site using your smartphones or tablets. Heck, DrunkenStepFather might look even better on mobile. But for reference on this review, I’m viewing the site on desktop view.
The site’s main menu consists of Newsletter, Step TV, Videos, Step News, and Step Links. Clicking the Videos tab would take you out of the site, so I’ll skip that and stick to the essentials.
The Newsletter tab is a page where you can input your email so you won’t miss any updates here at DrunkenStepFather. You’d get a newsletter with exclusive content straight to your email. Heck, it even includes a couple of giveaways here and there. This is definitely the way to go if you want to be part of the DrunkenStepFather family.
For some odd reason, the Step TV tab, the Step News tab, and the Step Links tab are actually site categories. However, I could not find a list of all the available categories here at DrunkenStepFather. Believe me, bud. I tried.
The Step News tab and Step TV tab show posts containing videos. The only difference I noticed is that under the Step TV tab, a lot of posts show a list of the top 20 cam girls of a specific niche and the like.
The Step News tab mostly shows recent saucy events presented in collections of short clips per post. I’m not going to lie, bud. This tab is one hot mess. There’s barely anything that’s fap-worthy under the Step News tab.
A lot of the clips are shots of random brawls with unknown people featured in them. I mean, I’m here to see hot celebrities. If I wanted to tug my cock to a nobody, I would’ve gone to another site.
Seriously, man. No wonder this site is named DrunkenStepFather. The site’s content is all over the place. I haven’t had a drop of alcohol in my system, yet it’s as if I’m waaaay past the legal alcohol level the moment I explored the site.
It’s like a group of drunk dudes built the site – not that I have anything against being drunk. I do enjoy getting shit-faced once in a while. But if I’m looking for some serious celeb fap fuel, this site “just ain’t it” – as the modern memes go.
The best way to consume the site’s content would be by browsing endlessly from the site’s homepage. The menu tabs would just complicate everything.
As for the site’s actual content on celebrities, they would still make any working cock stiff as a rod. However, I suggest you make use of the site’s search bar and type in the name of your celebrity crush. That’s the easiest way to find your preferred fap fuel here at DrunkenStepFather.
If you’re looking for alternative humor, this site might work for you. But if you’re looking for a quick celebrity-fueled spank session, there are better celebrity porn sites out there. Go check out other reviews here at The Porn Guide. There are a fuckton of awesome celeb porn sites listed here.
