Celestial bodies will always be fascinating to us humans. It’s quite hard to explain, but people, whether young or old, will find themselves looking up at the night sky at some point in their lives. Heck, even those who aren’t into science or any other geeky things get a little bit excited, at least when we get clearer shots of the vast outer space with all its stars and shit.
And with that, one can’t help but notice if not appreciate those little twinkly things called stars.
Maybe because they’re distant and out of our reach – whatever reason it may be, even the most tasteless prick can’t deny the beauty and allure of these heavenly bodies. They’re fucking pretty, to say the least.
No wonder we call famous and exceptionally talented people “stars” or any iteration of the word.
We watch and admire their talent and beauty from afar – whether on the small screen or the big screen. Just like stars, celebs are there, but we can’t really grasp them just like their celestial counterparts. But unlike those big balls of gas floating in space, celebrities have their own gravity-defying effect on us men.
Yup. There’s nothing like an A-list hottie to get your blood flowing!
But here’s the thing: celebrity sex tapes might even be rarer than loch ness monster sightings. Unless they leak it themselves, whether intentionally (like Kim K and Ray J) or purely by accident (like Cardi B, Chris Evans, Chrissy Teigen, and Usher, to name a few), or maybe another glorious event like The Fappening happens again, these celebrities probably guard their precious sex tapes under platinum lock and key. That is, if they even have any.
Now, if you live under a rock or have a memory of a goldfish with dementia, The Fappening or Celebgate was this incident where hundreds of celebrity nude photos and selfies were hacked and then leaked by some smart bastard online.
I know, man. It was a blatant and massive invasion of privacy, but I’d be an even bigger hypocrite if I didn’t admit that I fapped to a couple of famous muffs and tits. I bet my wrinkly balls you fapped to them too. No judgment there.
It is pretty awful on their part, but like any red-blooded male, we can’t bloody help it. I feel a bit bad for those celebrities, but the cock wants what the cock wants.
The Fappening sure is one glorious event for degenerates, but they’re mostly celebrity still shots. There’s no denying they’re damn fap-worthy, but let’s be real here for a bit. Sometimes, plain nude selfies or paparazzi shots don’t cut it anymore, especially if you’re used to getting off with porn vids.
Fret not, my fap friend. This one is definitely for you.
If you’re one of the few people here on earth that has a bit of conscience left but still want to fap to your favorite Hollywood hottie, stick with me here. We’re about to dive deep into celebrity deep fakes.
Think of it as plastering your favorite star’s face on a naked body. It’s enough for you to imagine it’s actually these hot celebrities who are spreading their pussy lips wide open.
CFake.com is a free celebrity porn site where you can get thousands of fake celebrity porn pics and vids. They’ve been dishing out deep fakes since 2007. That’s 15 years of offering us fappers a helping hand. LOL!
Every celebrity picture on this site, other than those explicitly marked as real, is fake. These pictures are strictly photo manipulations for fun and fantasy.
CFake is only an archive of fake celebrity pictures posted on public newsgroups (news net discussion groups). All images of this archive appear for free on these newsgroups first. That means CFake didn’t really create any of these fakes. They’re more of a collector (not a creator) of fake celeb porn.
The site’s homepage looks like any other typical porn site online – in dark mode with a predominantly black, yellow, and white color scheme that reminds me of Brazzers and Fake Taxi. You can toggle to light mode, but why would you fucking do that? LOL! I’m just kidding. You do you, but I prefer my porn on dark mode.
The site logo is up first, with a search bar on the opposite side. Next is the main menu, followed by some navigation options. Below is a selection of image thumbnails followed by Most Viewed List and a couple more fake celeb porn thumbs.
The main menu consists of Home, Images, Videos, Upload, Celebrities, Tags, SexCam, Sign-in, and Register. SexCam would just take you out of CFake, so let’s not waste any minute of our precious fap time on that.
Now, the images tab: it’s almost self-explanatory. That’s where you can see CFake’s collection of fake celebrity porn pics. You can either view by Newest, Rating, Popularity, or Oldest.
They currently have 8,383 pages you can browse through. That’s 301,752 fap-worthy fake celeb porn pics you can feast your eyes on.
Click on a thumbnail to view the full photo. Just don’t right-click and open in a new tab, or else you’d be staring at a blank page. Just click on it, and a new window will pop up. That’s where you’ll see your choice of porn pic.
If you need a bit more stimulation than what still shots can offer, head to the Videos tab. Here you can browse through 125 pages of free porn clips. That’s a total of 4,485 deep fake porn clips. Unlike in the Images tab, you can right-click and open the vid in a new tab.
The video player is nothing special. It only has the bare minimum features, like full-screen mode and playback speed option. The player doesn’t have a thumbnail feature, so good luck skipping to the most fappable parts. It does have a picture-in-picture option for those of you who like multitasking.
The Upload tab is pretty self-explanatory too. You can either upload fake celeb porn pics or videos. A note also states that CFake members get faster validation on their uploads.
Under the Celebrities tab, you can easily spot the biggest names of Hollywood or other stars from foreign lands. You can either view the list by popularity or sort it alphabetically.
Emma Watson is currently on top with 4,936 fake porn. There’s also a content counter on each name, so you know just how many spank materials there are for you to cum on and enjoy.
If your cock is craving something local, you can also filter the celeb list by country. Heck, you and your dick can even hypothetically travel the world by checking out other stars from various cuntries (cunt countries for those of you who didn’t get it).
Here’s my favorite tab: The Tags tab. Like the Celebrities tag, you can view the list alphabetically or by popularity.
But, wait! There’s even more.
You can also filter the tags by Sex Categories, Jobs, Created, Country, and Publisher.
Sex Categories are like most porn categories. Here you’ll find the usual ones like Anal, Bondage, Cumshot, Lesbian, Pissing, and many more. Shemale is currently in the number 1 spot with 1,558 content under it. Big Tits may be in the ninth spot, but it has more content available at 22,770. Now that’s a fucking lot!
If you want to check out different kinds of celebrities, filter the list by Jobs. Whether you’re into YouTubers, Singers, Sports stars, and many more, you can easily spot them here too. I’m actually surprised to see Politician on the top spot with 3,638 content under it. I thought Actress would be on top, but it’s only in the 6th spot with 204,882 available content for everyone.
The Created filter confused me at first. I only understood it when I clicked on it. It basically lists shows like The Big Bang Theory, The Walking Dead, Harry Potter (film series), Doctor Who, and many more. I even saw Nickelodeon and Disney Channel for you degenerate fucks.
And like the other filters, the Created tab has a content counter as well. The most popular at the moment is Game of Thrones, with 3,508 fake porn available. That was pretty odd to me since that series is almost practically porn on TV. I guess you fappers just can’t get enough of vicious pussies from Westeros.
The Country tab is pretty self-explanatory. The United States of America has the top spot with 141,741 fappable content. That’s no surprise to me at all. That’s where Hollywood is located, after all.
The Publisher option shows CFake users uploading stuff that makes up this fake celeb spank bank. Thank you for your service, fellow fappers!
Let’s get real as fuck here. Some edits are awful to the point of being comedic, but some are acceptable if you squint just enough. Heck, some are even done so well that it looks authentic enough for amateur eyes.
Overall, CFake is a damn solid source of fake celebrity porno. Navigating the site is a no-brainer despite all the features and filters available. It’s easy to spend hours and hours feasting on every pics and clip here at CFake.
The best part? It’s damn free! I barely even noticed the ads, too, while clicking through every selection here.
If you find yourself lusting over any celebrity, CFake is perfect for you. This one’s definitely going straight to my bookmarks. It is that awesome.