Candy

There was a time in the history of the Internet when blogs were popping like mushrooms left and right. Heck, some of you probably have your own personal blog with all your cringe-y shit from your younger years.

The most accomplished blogs transitioned from plain blogs to bigger sites with various contributors – like some kind of online media company or something. Either way, blogs are almost a thing of the past in our fast-paced world.

But here I am reviewing a porn blog for all you depraved fuckers out there. Let’s see if this certain porn blog survived the test of time.

Taste the sweetness of forbidden candy 🍭

Candy.porn is a modern blog-type kind of porn site that features porn news, top lists, journalism, quizzes, videos, XXX trailers, sex tips, DIY hacks, and all the trending buzz in the world of porn. At least that’s what their Twitter bio says, but we’ll see.

They seem to have been around the porn game since 2015 or so. That’s at least 7 years of experience in churning out porn content for us pervs.

Candy’s homepage does not look like your typical porn blog site. First off, the site didn’t come in an ancient blog layout.

The site logo is on top next to a hamburger menu. The search icon and login button are on the opposite side. Below that is a content carousel slideshow, and the rest of the page shows Candy’s most recent updates.

At an initial glance, Candy reminds me of Buzzfeed. Only this time, it’s purely for porn. See for yourself, and I bet my firstborn brat you’d agree with me.

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The site’s main menu can be seen when you click on the hamburger menu (that three-line icon). There you’ll see the main tabs that consist of Home, News, Lists, Quizzes, Polls, Videos, and a couple of animated emojis.

Now, these emojis stand for “Awesome!”, “Nice”, “Loved”, “LOL”, “Funny”, “Fail!”, “OMG!”, and “Ew!”. I’d say these are like sub-categories, but Candy refers to them as Reactions. You can sort Candy’s content by this, but it’ll be a mix of articles, and quizzes, among other things.

I told you, man. It’s very reminiscent of BuzzFeed’s early format.

Let’s dive deeper into the site’s details.

The News tab will basically keep you up to date in the world of porn. I personally don’t keep up with porn if I’m not wanking. But if you’re one serious porn connoisseur, this one is perfect for you.

Under the News tab, there are even more sub-topics. The sub-menu on the News Tab consists of Adult Industry, Appearances, Awful Shit, Books, Celebrity, Commentary, Events, Porn Stars, Sweet Toys, Video Games, XXX Movies, and XXX Online. Just click on your topic of choice, and explore away.

The Lists tab is pretty self-explanatory. This is where you’ll see articles that feature top lists and the likes.

Like the News tab, the Lists tab also has a sub-menu that consists of Amateur, Celebrity, DIY Hacks, Funny, Porn Stars, Sexy, and XXX movies.

I know, man. It’s a fucking lot, and it would probably take me ages if I describe every single sub menu there is per tab. So I’ll let you in on the fun and allow you to experience that shit firsthand.

Growing up, I fucking hated school quizzes. But some quizzes are more fun than others.

There was a time when fun internet quizzes were considered top-tier free entertainment. I mean, BuzzFeed probably made big bucks out of that at the height of their popularity.

I know I fucking wasted hours on those damn quizzes. A lot of you fuckers probably did too. You just won’t admit it. LOL!

Now imagine if those quizzes get a porny twist. How fucking faptastic would that be, right?

Well, imagine no more because Candy.porn is here to serve you hot quizzes. And like the other tabs, the Quizzes tab has a sub-menu that consists of Celebrity, Quizzes, Stars, and Video Games.

I personally like personality quizzes like this “How does your sex life compare to a pornstar?” quiz. Apparently, I’m a beast, so thanks for the ego stroke. I fucking appreciate that. Heh!

There are other quizzes, too, like “Landing Strip or Bald,” where you guess the slut’s muff situation. I noticed a lot of “guess that porn star” type of quizzes too. So if you’re bored, the Quizzes tab from Candy will surely bust your boredom quicker than a virgin getting their first taste of real pussy.

Make yourself heard and cast your vote.

Candy has a Polls section too. If you’re familiar with BuzzFeed polls, this is basically the same shit. You cast your vote on various topics then you’ll see how many people agree or disagree with you.

But since we’re talking about Candy, the polls here are about the adult industry.

You’ll see polls like “Blondes vs. Brunettes Rivalry in the Adult Industry,” “Poll: Has Porn Made Your Life Better or Worse?“, and a whole lot more. Of course, I chose the option that says “No Opinion: But if I’m honest, I’m jacking off right now,” like a true wanker that I am.

Like the previous Candy tabs, the Polls tab has a sub-menu too that consists of Relationships, Sexy, and Stars.

Last but not least: The Videos tab.

Like the previous tabs I’ve mentioned above, Candy’s Videos tab has a sub-menu that consists of Celebrity, Funny, Interview, Sex Ed, Television, Video Games, XXX Exclusive, XXX Trailer – Lesbian, XXX Trailer – Straight, and XXX Trailer – Trans.

I was pretty surprised to see a couple of free porn vids here in HD quality. I thought we’d only get porn trailers, but Candy exceeded my expectations. Not only did we get free porn clips, but some are available in HD too. Damn! They definitely get a point for that in my scorebook.

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It’s easy to lose yourself in devouring the site’s content. I barely noticed the two hours I spent answering porno quizzes and casting votes on pervy polls here at Candy.porn.

I usually shit on porn blogs, but Candy.porn might’ve changed my mind. Who knew porn blogs could be this good? I’m definitely coming back for more.

Overall, it has been a fun experience exploring Candy.porno. Not only are their stuff boner-inducing, but most of them are damn entertaining too. I can’t believe we’re getting all this shit for free!

Speaking of free, we all know that in any free site – porn or not, ads are always expected. Well, buddy, I have good news for you.

There are ads, but I did not get a single annoying and boner-killing popup ad. Your raging boners are safe here. Heck, I barely even noticed the banner ad below the content carousel. I definitely had uninterrupted fun the entirety of my stay here at Candy.porn.

I highly recommend this site if you’re tired of your usual porn sites. It really is fucking fun! I know you’ll thank me later, so you’re welcome, bud! Now fap away and enjoy your candy.