Not all of us get off on the same thing. Just look at most porn sites. They have multiple categories and even more tags to cater to every wankers’ numerous needs.
Believe it or not, some people aren’t even into porn vids – like yours truly. They seem too “in your face” for me. And don’t get me started on the fake-ass moans. Nothing could make my dick limp than the sound of a girl who’s obviously faking it. I know a few men of culture would agree with me on that one.
Dirty pics can do the job, but there are days when I need something more than a still shot. And when my imagination needs a little break, I turn to porn comics. It tickles the dick with those sexy illustrations, plus we get a sliver of a plot to add a little bit of mental stimulation.
There’s no denying that wanking to porn comics is one of the unique ways to get off if you’ve never done it before. You might think these things are for geeks – not that there’s anything wrong with being one. But don’t shun porn comics too quickly. If not a full-on wank, you might get a chuckle or two. Humor is sexy, after all.
If your eyes need a break from the usual porn stuff, hang tight. You’re about to have a special spank session with this one.
Welcomix prides itself as the best XXX comics and cartoon website. They have hundreds of amazing illustrations, cartoons, tales, and comics that are full of hot women, fun, and sex. They even have over 200 comic titles that continue to grow to this day.
The site is also optimized for mobile users. As it should since most of us probably consume media on our little screens.
Everything here at Welcomix is a hundred percent original and exclusive. Yup, you won’t find these goodies anywhere else – only here at Welcomix.com.
They’ve been on the illustrated side of porn since 2016. That’s about 6 years of experience in dishing out porn comics. I wouldn’t say they’ve been in it for too long to the point of being an OG, but they probably know more than a thing or two in the porn game.
Loading up the site prompts an age verification popup first before you can enter and enjoy Welcomix. The little brats can keep out. The adults are out to play (which is pretty much well-deserved after working your butts off).
Once in, visitors are welcomed with an image slideshow carousel of Welcomix’s featured titles with the site logo and main menu above it. The image of The Simptoons (The Simpsons parody) is now ingrained in my brain. The site looks promising so far.
Scroll a bit down, and you’ll see more comic titles along with a short description.
I did not see a single ad on the homepage. Welcomix is really racking up points in my book. Let’s see if Welcomix keeps it up.
The main menu consists of Home, All Series, All Titles, FAQ, Contact, and the Login and Join Now buttons. A lot of these tabs are pretty self-explanatory, so I’ll focus more on the important stuff: the actual porn comics.
There are 15 series under the All Series tab. I easily spotted other Rule 34 stuff (aside from The Simptoons) like The Flintstoons, which is obviously a parody of The Flintstones, and Blockbuster Comics, which shows some of the biggest Hollywood films portrayed in porn comics like The Titanic, Star Wars, and many more.
I never thought I’d get off on Fred Flintsone getting it on with his mother-in-law Pearl Slaghoople, but here I am. I’d say don’t knock it until you try it. This shit is pretty good!
Another title that caught my eye (and cock) is Michelle’s Diary. According to the title description, it’s the intimate diary of a virgin nymphet, in which she tells her most shocking stories and secrets. Not only will you follow her life, but you can also even help her decide on things like if she should shave out all her pussy hair or leave a nice little landing strip. It’s a nice treat for those who are secretly control freaks.
I now get why the site isn’t peppered with ads. Welcomix is a premium porn comic site. You have to pay up to become a member and read these devilishly delicious adult comics.
Full and unlimited access to Welcomix content will cost you a whopping 14.99 US dollars for a period of 30 days. That costs close to a monthly Netflix subscription. It’s pretty hefty, but you pay for the quality.
I get it, man. The stuff here is pretty good. It feels illegal not to pay up. I just wish Welcomix had a cheaper option like a day pass or something for the less fortunate fappers like me. LOL!
Some things might seem like a good deal at first for being cheaply priced, but you’ll soon realize that the quality is close to shit. It’s almost like you threw money away for nothing.
That’s the thing with Welcomix. Everything here is exclusive stuff. Sure, there are loads of free porn comic sites on the internet, but most are ridden with the most annoying ads. It makes the whole reading experience a total nightmare.
You don’t get that kind of crap here at Welcomix. The illustrative styles of the comics here may vary, but all of them are of amazing quality. I even had to pause from beating my meat to appreciate the different art styles!
If you like comics and you love porn, Welcomix is perfect for you. Go ahead and treat yourself. You damn well deserve it.