Life can get pretty hectic at times. There’s work, commute, chores, and a whole pile of shit you have to deal with as a functioning human being. More often than not, I find myself short on time. Heck, I barely even have time to pause and think when I’m in the shower.
Gifs are basically animated images. Add porn to that, and you get explicit goodness that’ll surely make your cock clap for joy (if only that’s possible. Lol!).
With porn gifs, you won’t waste your precious time since you’re getting what you’d compare to a highlight reel. It’s like skipping to the best part of porn vids.
Fuck yes, my little fap friend.
But that’s not all. The best porn gifs out there feature the smoothest loops. I’d say that’s like getting all the best parts non-stop. Who wouldn’t want that?
Hang tight because we’re passing out the sauce.
GifSauce is a site mainly dedicated to dishing out the sauciest porn gifs or vid sources of the best porn gifs. They even claim to be the hottest porn gifs directory on the internet.
GifSauce was made by a passionate programmer and porn lover at the end of 2015. That’s almost 7 years in the porn game.
When I first loaded the site, I was a bit confused. I spent a hot minute scratching my crotch to try and figure out what the fuck is up with this site. I’ll elaborate more on that in a bit.
The site’s logo and toggle menu are up top, followed by some bubbles of what looks like cam girls. Below those are navigation buttons. The rest of the page is dedicated to thumbnails.
Now, the first thing I usually check out in porn sites is their categories. The thing is, I was confused for a bit because I couldn’t find them here at GifSauce.
The toggle menu only contains Login/Sign in, Most Viewed, Top Rated, About, Contact, DMCA, and a link to GifSauce’s Twitter account. The navigation buttons I mentioned earlier only contain Source, a sorting option, and the choice to toggle between straight and shemale porn.
I almost gave up on this site until I noticed another menu at the bottom of my screen. God fucking dammit. That’s a pretty shitty design, in my humble opinion.
I mean, common sense would state that you go from top-down, right? That’s the first major flaw of this porn gif site.
The bottom menu consists of Home, Explore, Watch, Following, and Saved. You’ll find the closest thing we could consider as categories under the Explore tab.
But if you think it’s as simple as that, GifSauce made sure to complicate things a bit more.
You don’t get the usual categories here. What you’ll find is a list of what looks like subreddit names. Yup, they even have the whole “/r/(subreddit_name)” going on. I’m not sure if the stuff here is from actual subreddits, but it looks like it.
The only thing I like about this section is the gif counter on each faux category. At least on that front, GifSauce went the straightforward route.
Oh, I’m not done picking bones with GifSauce. I probably would’ve bitched less if you get a bit of preview when you hover over thumbnails.
You have to click on every thumbnail before you can enjoy a short porn clip that only lasts for a few seconds. What a fucking drag.
The more I explore the site, the more I think GifSauce isn’t here to make our fap lives easier.
Sure, the actual porn gifs are fappable as fuck but come on! I went for a porn gif site because I want a quick and easy spank session. I literally don’t have the time nor the patience for extra clicks.
This site is a hard no for me, but I won’t stop you all from checking this site out. But remember, you have been warned.